You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I have already put on my inside pants.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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