ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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