she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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