You work out of a Hotel?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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