i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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