is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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