Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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