I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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