so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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