Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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