Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
