I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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