we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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