we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
So many bounce houses so little time
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
is that a dick in a sweater?
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