Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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