She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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