I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I think I died a long time ago.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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