Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
jump out the window naked night went bad
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