do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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