we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
