Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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