Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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