I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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