Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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