Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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