Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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