True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
