Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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