he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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