Don't you send me to vm
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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