Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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