Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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