Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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