there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
is it fun? or sober?
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