The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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