Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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