you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
stop calling my apartment porn island.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We had to coat check the pizza.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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