do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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