I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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