Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Still dying that you shit outside
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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