the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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