After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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