handjob tips. give me some.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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