I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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