I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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