I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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