How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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