Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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