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we have officially lost it.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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