i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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