Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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