sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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