Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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