Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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