I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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